Today’s squiggle by Joanie Giampietro, Philadelphia, PA
Original run date: September 9, 2011
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- hurricanes
- home invasion
- tornados
- ex-girlfriends/boyfriends
- earthquakes
- a crazy person
- monsoons
- disgruntled employees
- typhoons
- overzealous fans who think you have a special connection because they caught your homerun ball
- zombies
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Today’s squiggle by Heidi Field-Alvarez
“Hey! Love your Vespa! Oh, you got one of those RVA stickers. They’re kinda hard to come by. Great tattoos. Did you read that Richmond is the 3rd most tattooed city in the country? Nuts, huh? Hey, do you go to First Fridays? Maybe I’ll see you there sometime…”
“Listen, scumbag. This is the highest my skirt blows up at 12 mph.”
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Monday’s squiggle by Michaela Amato
AN OVEN WITH A NICE STOVE ON TOP
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Today’s squiggle by Buddy Terrell
Bringing luxury back to travel. Amtrak introduces Sky Train.™
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Tomorrow’s squiggle by Heidi Field-Alvarez
RICHMOND LANDSCAPE
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Today’s squiggle by Xavier Jones
Tonight on an all-new episode of Strange But Zoo: When a 6-year-old’s light-up shoes cause Pascal to have a seizure, will the African lion finish the job or will he lose his taste for Skechers once and for all?
Only on the History Channel.
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Tomorrow’s squiggle by Buddy Terrell
STEAM-POWERED AEROPLANE
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Today’s squiggle by Norma Brown
The network that brought you Swamp People, Pawn Stars and Ax Men is about to take reality TV to the next don’t-forget-to-breathe, won’t-believe-your-eyes level. Here are the freakish, the brutal, and even the heartwarming stories of what goes on behind the fences — all on Strange But Zoo, premiering tonight on the History Channel. In our first bizarre episode, meet Mindy, the 700-lb. elephant raising a human child as her own after snatching the infant from an abandoned stroller at her zoo in 1995. This mother-daughter relationship, though unconventional and an affront to nature itself, will be disturbingly familiar to any mother who has desperately tried to keep her teenage daughter from running away to join the circus. And don’t miss tomorrow’s all-new episode about Pascal, the African lion who has a strange penchant for Skechers footwear and will stop at nothing to satisfy his craving.
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Tomorrow’s squiggle by Xavier Jones
A LION
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Today’s squiggle by Charlie Mingroni
Sally couldn’t be bothered. She knew it was just an airplane and not the arrival of yet another in a succession of benevolent overlords destined to disappoint and further disillusion every ladybug in the cabbage patch. But try telling the colony that.
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Tomorrow’s squiggle by Norma Brown
ELEPHANT NURSING A BABY
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Today’s squiggle by Holly Kennedy, Orlando, FL
Original run date: September 20, 2011
Polly couldn’t understand why her “South for the Winter” sweater line wasn’t taking off.
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Today’s squiggle by Charlotte Lively
Original run date: September 7, 2011
Tonight on “Chopped:”
“…And the mystery basket ingredients are: Pop Rocks, Blood Mary mix, goatsbeard and a baby whale. You have 40 minutes and your times starts … now!”
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Today’s squiggle by Meredith Timberlake
“Welcome back to our live coverage of the most exciting new sport in this year’s Olympic Games. And if you’ve never seen Wind Chess, boy, are you in for a treat…”
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Monday’s squiggle by Charlie Mingroni
JET AIRLINER LANDING IN A CABBAGE PATCH WITH AN AUDIENCE
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Today’s squiggle by Wes Pride
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Tomorrow’s squiggle by Meredith Timberlake
WINDSURFING IN THE CARIBBEAN WHILE PLAYING CHESS
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