PLAY IT AGAIN SQUIGGLE: Safe at First
Today’s squiggle by Joanie Giampietro, Philadelphia, PA
Original run date: September 9, 2011
New from SafeHouse™ Technologies Security Systems: The most advanced home security system on the market today — The Vault.® Quite simply, with The Vault there is nothing that can enter your home if you don’t let it in yourself. There is no disaster — man-made or natural — that can penetrate the triple-reinforced iron and steel fortress that is The Vault. Constructed of the highest grade alloys of steel, titanium, lead and iron, using more than 6,000 steel bolts and rivets and hundreds of steel beams staked 10 feet into the ground surrounding your home, The Vault will keep you and your family safe until the day of your natural death. Don’t take our word for it. Listen to Philadelphia Phillies All-Star 1st Baseman Ryan Howard:
“Being a professional baseball player, I spend a lot of time just trying to be safe. But being ‘safe at first’ and being safe at home are two different things when you are talking about the security of your loved ones and your personal possessions. When I round the bases and head for home, I want that home protected by The Vault.”
The Vault is guaranteed to protect your home entirely from:
- hurricanes
- home invasion
- tornados
- ex-girlfriends/boyfriends
- earthquakes
- a crazy person
- monsoons
- disgruntled employees
- typhoons
- overzealous fans who think you have a special connection because they caught your homerun ball
- zombies
Call today for a free, no-obligation estimate, because if it’s not in The Vault, there are no guarantees.©
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